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Wednesday, May 1, 2013

THE TOP 5 GREATEST BATTLES OF IRON MAN


THE TOP 5 GREATEST BATTLES OF
 THE INVINCIBLE IRON MAN



By
John "THE MEGO STRETCH HULK" Cimino


IRON MAN
Created by: Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, Don Heck and Larry Lieber  First Appearance: TALES OF SUSPENSE #39 (1963)


Billionaire industrialist Tony Stark is a technological futuristic genius who is easily considered one of the smartest men on the planet. He first created his armor to give him the power to fight off terrorists and to keep his damaged heart beating. Soon, he would constantly change or upgrade his armor to keep ahead of the times and to defeat his ever-growing list of enemies. Eventually, Tony has become one of the most respected and trusted superheroes in the world by putting his life on the line time and time again in the face of danger. He even became the leader of the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. for a while. The Golden Avenger is such an icon that all the heroes and government officials of the world (including Nick Fury and Captain America) have come to admire him and value his intelligence
Exactly who Tony Stark might be without his armor is difficult to say. While he is extremely charismatic, charming, upbeat and kind-hearted, Stark is also a suave playboy that boarders on the narcissistic. And unlike most of his heroic peers who keep a low-profile out of costume, Stark is an "A-list" celebrity who manufactures and sells weapons that revels in the constant attention. This high-profile but slightly sinister occupation from someone who wants to bring constant peace to world sometimes contradicts each other. And unfortunately, Stark is sometimes ambivalent about his role. When his business was menaced by a hostile takeover, he collapsed into alcoholism, and his best friend James Rhodes had to take over the job of Iron Man temporarily. So the suit is able to function without Stark, but can Stark function without the suit? 

Stark first publicly proclaimed that Iron Man was his bodyguard and to one time avoid prosecution for his own violence he once announced that the man in the suit had died and been replaced. Eventually, he would go public with his identity during the Pro-Registration Act. It's clear to see that beneath his polished veneer, Tony Stark may be the most complex and troubled of all the Marvel Heroes. Yet, he is a man who is forever fighting to prove that his armor and heart are not hollow. It's always a long battle of attrition within himself and this is the source of his inspiration throughout these great battles. Sure, some of these fights can be argued against (and will be). But for me, Iron Man's most defining moments are when he has to put aside his ego and attitude and find it within himself to press on and do what's right no matter the consequences.

Today, the character of Iron Man is one of the most popular super-heroes in the world to the mass-media. With blockbuster movies, a cool look and attitude, there can be no doubt he has come into his own and now walks side by side with the greatest of heroes. His interest and adventures are in more demand than ever and his role is now at the center of the Marvel Universe. So, let's just say, he's a very big deal and that's how Tony Stark likes it. See for yourself that despite all his flaws, Stark is a man who will never stop fighting for what he believes in because when he dons the golden armor and becomes Iron Man, he will always be considered...INVINCIBLE...no matter what obstacles he must overcome!



5.) THE INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #270 - 275 (1991)









Writer: John Bryne  Art: Paul Ryan, Mark Bright and Bob Wiacek


Tony Stark arrives in China accompanied by James Rhodes as Iron Man. The two attend a dinner with Chinese military officials. When a problem arises, Tony tells Rhodes he believes he has no choice but to help out, and tells Rhodes that he will don the armor again convinced whatever problem the Chinese face requires his greater experience with the armor. Unwillingly to let his ailing friend take that risk, Rhodes knocks Tony out and approaches the President who says the problem is Fin Fan Foom and the Mandarin. While Rhodes flies off to battle them, Stark recovers in his hotel room. As Rhodes fights Foom, he is unable to match the dragons great power and gets defeated. Chen Hsu then telepathically speaks to Foom, identifying himself as Foom's captain, and stops him from killing Rhodes. Back in his hotel room, Tony uses a miniature encepalo-link to remotely call and control a spare suit of armor to attack Foom and help Rhodes out. Hsu then sends out a telepathic message to many other dragons, across China, who cast off their human forms and become dragons. At last, after millennia of waiting, they are being called home.
Using his fire-breath and muscular tail, Foom defeats the Iron Man armor, while Rhodes, struggles to get up and help. Mandarin, standing over him, realizes that neither he nor the suit of armor fighting Foom is the real Iron Man. Stark makes his armor connect to a nearby downed power cable in order to crank up his repulsor rays enough to really hurt the dragon. The Mandarin then steps in and brings a mountain down on top of the armor. Twenty minutes later, the suit digs its way back to the surface, to find the situation unchanged. The armor, now takes a beating from Foom and Mandarin, and flies back to Tony Stark. Mandarin, frustrated, is about to kill Rhodes, when dozens of other dragons arrive, to the shock of both of them.
Chen Hsu and the other dragons take human form and try to summon the Mandarin’s rings to them. Summoning all of his strength and control, the Mandarin keeps the rings from sliding off his hands and into the grip of the dragons and battles with them. Finally, Tony Stark as Iron Man flies in and dives into the middle of the dragon hordes and begins tearing things up. The Mandarin eases back and takes the seat near his palace to watch the fight. Rhodes however, is tired of seeing his pal handling the dragons alone. Although his armor is nearly completely disabled after his fight with Fin Fang Foom, he flies forward to offer Tony some assistance. Foom snatches him out of the air and throws him away as if he were a rag doll. Rhodes lands near where the Mandarin has been sitting. He tries to enlist the Mandarin’s aid, but the Mandarin emits a blast of energy that sends Rhodes sailing far across the valley.
The Mandarin still enraged at being betrayed by Chen Hsu, floats back down into the thick of the fray and begins firing off bolts of energy at the dragons. Even Tony is shocked to see himself fighting side by side with his arch-nemesis. Hsu taunts the Mandarin for not having enough power to harness the full potential of the rings. This comment gives Tony an idea as he grabs a hold of the Mandarin’s hands and absorbs the energy of the rings into his gauntlets. This allows him to wield their power more greatly than the Mandarin has ever been able to. Coupling the ring energy with that of his own armor, Tony and the Mandarin emit a column of energy that literally tears loose the fabric of creation. A violent storm erupts that rages for over sixteen hours – concentrated within the crater left behind at the Valley of the Dragons. When all is said and done, the dragons are gone – presumably dead. Rhodes manages to fly back into the valley and finds Tony clinging to a piece of glazed rock with the Mandarin missing. The two heroes, using the last ergs of power in their respective armors return home.

4.) THE INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #131, 132, and 133 (1979)









Writer: David Michelinie and Bob Layton  Art: Jerry Bingham and Bob Layton

Iron Man has always been considered a Heavyweight within the Marvel hierarchy of power, he isn't quite at the level of a Super-Heavyweight. Yes, he is more than able to go toe-to-toe with the Super-Heavyweights of the world with his technology, but to maintain that level of power output the circumstances have to be absolutely precise. And to stay at that power-level it can be life-threatening as it puts a tremendous strain on his armor and his heart.

Now, when you talk about the preeminent Super-Heavyweights of the comic book world, The Incredible Hulk ranks at the top of the list. This man-monster is considered the most powerful being on Earth and his reputation all over the Marvel Universe is unparalleled  So, let's make no mistake about it, Iron Man is fully aware of what The Hulk is capable of. He has known the brute for many years as a friend and teammate who both hold the distinct honor of being founding members of the Avengers. But unfortunately, Iron Man has also known The Hulk as a foe more times than he would like to remember. It should be noted that "Hulk vs Iron Man" is one of the most frequent encounters between heroes in the Marvel Universe and only "Hulk vs Thing" has occurred more often, so nobody should ever question Mr. Stark's dedication to protecting the world. But usually when Iron Man faced off against The Hulk he had a ton of back up with his fellow Avengers at his side...and why not, Tony has always been a cerebral tactician who rarely makes mistakes, especially in combat. But during this memorable encounter with ol' Jade Jaws, Iron Man was all alone and had to dig down deep within himself to stop the brutes rampage, even if it meant his very life...

While out for a drive, Tony Stark and Bethany Cabe find themselves in a traffic jam caused by The Hulk. Tony reluctantly becomes Iron Man to aid the police and National Guard. They are all ineffective against the brute until a child begins to play toys with him, which calms The Hulk down and transforms him back into Bruce Banner. Iron Man then spirits Banner back to his penthouse where Bruce draws up plans for a nuclear-powered regulator that would allow him to control his heart beat preventing transformations into The Hulk. Scott Lang and Erica Sondheim successfully implant the device in Banner's chest. After exposing Banner to the emotional overlord inducement generator, they are convinced that the regulator will keep The Hulk reigned in from now on. However, police arrive at Stark International and threaten to take Banner into custody. Banner tries to flee, but when an officer throws a grenade, the blast causes Banner to transform but instead of turning into The Hulk completely, it's Banner form that adopts The Hulk's persona. 

Tony, Lang, and Sondheim restrain the "Savage" Banner and contact Dr. Maxwell of Gamma Base for help but he has no suggestions. Sondheim finally calms Banner to normal with sound waves and they search for a new cure. However, Banner transforms into The Hulk again and breaks out of his restraints. Iron Man evacuates the area personnel and engages The Hulk in a battle that carries them all over the city. Even though he is frightened, over-matched and unsuccessful in his attempts to stop the brute, The Golden Avenger continues to fight. Eventually, The Hulk slams Tony's favorite Learjet into an incoming vehicle that was thrown at him causing a major explosion which actually momentarily blinds and dazes the brute. Taking advantage of this rare opportunity, Iron Man begins to generate all his power into a single punch which ultimately knocks The Hulk unconscious. However, Iron Man collapses from the effort, completely inert and unable to move. 

With a listener device Tony explains to James Rhodes and others about his plight of being stuck in his armor and running out of oxygen. Lang becomes The Ant-man and travels inside the armor to help out. Although damaged areas of the armor threaten the hero's life, he manages to reattach severed cables which lock the armor down, reviving Tony seconds before he suffocates to death. Ant-Man departs and Iron Man returns to being Tony Stark, but they still have to keep Banner (with his regulator now removed) from the police. Tony cunningly dresses Banner in Hal's janitor jumpsuit, leaving Hal in The Hulk's pants. Rhodes easily smuggles Banner off the site, taking him on a trip back toward the west coast. 


3.) THE INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #149 and 150 (1981)





Writer: David Michelinie and Bob Layton  Art: John Romita Jr. and Bob Layton

Iron Man saves a Stark International cargo ship from a band of terrorists, then instructs it to turn around and head home without delivering its cargo. Later, Tony holds a meeting with heads of Stark International's plant chiefs and confronts Zurrow about selling electronics to Latveria. Tony soon fires Zurrow. Centuries in the past, Dr. Doom visits Cagliostro to increase his mystical knowledge, then uses his time machine to return to the present. When Doom's servant Hauptman, who secretly hates Doom for slaying his brother, explains that Stark has withdrawn the booster circuits which they need to send Doom back further in time, Doom prepares to deal with Stark. Doom sends a manned attack vehicle to steal the circuits and his agents manage to overcome Iron Man. Tony goes to Latveria to confront Doom and the local military welcome him, being currently led by King Zorba glad to interfere with doom's plans. Iron man heads to the castle and overcomes Doom's robot guard. Iron Man reaches Dr. Doom and battles him, but when they accidentally pause on the time machine platform, Hauptman activates the device and sends them to the past, then smashes the machine stranding them there. 

Iron Man and Doctor Doom find themselves stranded in the past in the kingdom of Camelot. A band of knights of the roundtable confronts the duo and they skirmish when Dr. Doom refuses to acknowledge their authority, but Iron Man makes Doom agree to go with them to Camelot. The duo present themselves to King Arthur, but Doom's royal pretensions do not impress the king. Doom forces a servant to give him the location of Morgan Le Fay's castle and requests the witch's aid in rescuing his mother from hell. She agrees if Doom will help her kill King Arthur. Using a chip from Excalibur, Le Fay raises an army of undead soldiers with Doom to lead the battle. Iron Man joins King Arthur's forces to combat them and finally drives them away. Doom promises to have revenge on Iron Man someday, but in order to return to their own time they form a temporary truce; with components from their armors they manage to juryrig a makeshift time machine. After returning home safely they part ways with Doom still vowing for his revenge. 


2.) THE INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #225 - 232 (1988)











Writer: David Michelinie, Bob Layton and Barry Windsor-Smith  Art: Mark Bright, Bob Layton and Barry Windsor-Smith

Iron Man’s epic "Armor Wars" vendetta begins when his enemy Force becomes an ally and Tony Stark discovers that Force's armor has elements of his very own designs. He learns that they were leaked when Obadiah Stane took over Stark’s company, and they are now in the possession of Justin Hammer, who applies them to the armors of his henchmen. After an unsuccessful court battle, Stark is able to procure files on the whereabouts of his technology. This sends him on a bitter crusade which will hurl him up against many lines as he attempts to secure his creations. More importantly, this is where Stark's paranoia and controlling tendencies come to the forefront as he must battle his own personal demons as he faces resistance from some of his greatest foes like The Controller, The Beetle, Stilt-Man, The Raiders and The Crimson Dynamo among others! He will also target U.S. government operative Stingray, making himself a fugitive in his own home nation and betray his friend Steve Rogers (who is currently known simply as "The Captain") in order to take down the Guardsmen. 

The fighting becomes so fierce that Tony even accidentally causes the death of The Titanium Man during a fight over Russia. In the end, Stark is forced to fake Iron Man's death so that he could assign a "new" bodyguard as well as live with the consequences of his crusade. There can be no doubt, that this saga and battle was not only one of Tony's greatest ever, but also one of his most personal.


1.) CIVIL WAR #1 - 7 (2006/2007)












Writer: Mark Millar  Art: Steven McNiven, Dexter Vines, Mark Morales, John Dell and Tim Townsend

Many Iron Man fanboys might argue about the placing of this battle, but the ramifications of this story line and it's effect on the Marvel Universe was absolutely mind-staggering and continues on today. To be honest, Iron Man's popularity (and personality) has soared to all new heights due to this mega-event (as well as his blockbuster movies) and he remains one of the most popular Marvel Heroes to date. It was such a game changer to the Iron Man mythos that whether it's liked or not, it's impact alone make it the greatest battle that Iron Man has ever had.

During a televised raid of a house containing select villains that had recently escaped from a facility at Ryker's Island prison during a massive breakout, the escaped villain Nitro let off a massive explosion that killed the majority of the New Warriors, as well as the children at a nearby elementary school. In the wake of the tragedy, the U.S. Government proposed the Superhuman Registration Act, intending to register all super-powered beings as living weapons of mass destruction and requiring all costumed heroes to unmask themselves before the government and subject themselves to federally mandated standards.

Tony Stark unquestionably changed the course of the entire Marvel Universe forever when he chose-both in his civilian identity and as Iron Man-to support the Super-Human Registration Act and aid in the new law's enforcement. Tony understood there would be consequences to his decision, but it's unlikely even a futurist such as he could have predicted the full ramification the rift between himself and his best friend and fellow Avenger, Captain America, would cause. With each man amassing powerful and resourceful allies, the clashes between the warring factions quickly became epic and costly, with both willing to do whatever it took to claim victory for their side. However, the more intimate skirmishes between Cap and Shellhead proved the most emotionally and physically taxing for both men, as the long-time allies utilized every tool at their disposal to bring each other down.

The death of Goliath opened the eyes of many and put things in a different perspective, causing several members to leave both sides for the other. The Pro-Registration side ended up losing more members than anticipated, causing operations to be put in action faster than planned. Iron Man assembled a new group of Thunderbolts in order to hunt down the Secret Avengers, consisting of several very brutal villains.

Eventually, Cap's resistance mounted an attack against Iron Man's pro-registration's holding facility in the Negative Zone, releasing the prisoners. The fighting between many of Earth's heroes led to the middle of Times Square. At the climax of the battle, as Cap was about to deliver a finishing blow to Iron Man, he was tackled by several emergency workers. Realizing the damage the war was doing to the city and its civilian population, Captain America unmasked and surrendered. 



Agree? Disagree? Let's hear it fanboys!!





John "The Mego Stretch Hulk" Cimino - "Hero Envy" Central
John Cimino is a Silver and Bronze Age comic, cartoon and memorabilia expert that contributes articles to BACK ISSUE Magazine from TwoMorrows Publishing and has written and starred in the "Hero Envy" webisode series. He is also the host of the Reckless Sidekick "Swass-Cast" and has contributed to the "Hero Envy" comic book. He also thinks he's really Captain Marvel, people just don't have the heart to tell him he's just an obsessed fanboy that borders on the insane. Contact him at johnstretch@live.com and let him know.

Monday, April 1, 2013

HULK VS SUPERMAN


HULK VS SUPERMAN

THE DEFINITIVE WRITE UP ON THE ULTIMATE DREAM SLUGFEST!



By
John "THE MEGO STRETCH HULK" Cimino


I have to admit, these "Definitive Write Up" articles have been doing very well for me. The amount of interest and responses I get from them is pretty impressive. Most feedback I receive is positive and appreciative. But hey, I'm no fool. I know I can't please everybody, especially those pesky and passionate fanboys. Most of them will argue until doomsday to support their favorite characters even if the comic books themselves contradict what they want to see and hear. While I'm a big fan of comics and its history myself, I'm proud of the fact that I can write from an unbiased perspective to honor some of these famous fights and hopefully give justice to the creators and characters as well. To me, there's no other way to write this stuff. And from the amount of positive fan-mail I get, I think I'm on the right track...so thanks.

While I base these write ups on popular rivalries, I usually analyze the ones that are the most requested. And since I started taking requests from the regular readers, none has been more requested or in more demand than a write up on "Hulk vs Superman"!! It seems to be the ultimate match up for a "dream" slugfest. I think it's because both of these characters have an almost mythical reputation within their comic universes and are widely considered the Super-Heavyweight Champions of their respected comic book publishers--Marvel and DC Comics and are advertised as such.

The Hulk is the reigning Super-Heavyweight Champion of the Marvel Universe! Nobody has had more "epic" battles and city-leveling slugfests than this rampaging brute. He was Marvel's very first and most dangerous team-buster and remains the absolute standard all the other characters are measured by. "HULK SMASH!!!"

Superman is easily recognized as the "top dog" of the DC Universe. With such a wide variety of super-powers at his disposal, their are not many heroes (or villains) capable of going one-on-one with him for long. He is so revered by others that he is considered the ultimate inspiration of what a superhero is. "This looks like a job for...SUPERMAN!"

A few of you may challenge that statement. But there can be no denying that these two Super-Heavyweights have the ability to bring out the absolute best in their opposition. Most importantly, they have captured the imaginations of the readers and mass-media on a level that all their contenders (and pretenders) cannot seem to match. Yes fanboys, whether you like them or not, they deserve your respect. What two names generate the most interest in comic book battles? What two names come up more than any other in fantasy match ups on message boards? What two names do we constantly compare other characters to just to see how powerful they are? And what two names are ALWAYS in the main-event despite everything else that's going on? The answers are always the same...The Incredible Hulk and Superman, The Man of Steel!

I'm sure the most militant of haters will still have their doubts, so let me give them one more example. When Marvel and DC Comics got together and had their DC Versus Marvel mega-event back in 1995, it got a lot of national exposure. It was so huge in scope that it included every famous character from both comic companies. And what match up was the biggest and most talked about fight of the whole affair--"Hulk vs Superman"!!! Why? Simply put, this was the match up that would generate the most interest on a world-wide scale. Hulk and Superman were the biggest of the big and the baddest of the bad of Marvel and DC and everyone knew it. Readers from both comic companies and even the mass-media couldn't help but constantly wonder what would happen if these two legendary characters slugged it out in a showdown for the ages! It's a thunder-clap that's almost bigger than the actual comic books themselves! KRACKA-BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

Superman is the preeminent icon of the comic book world. With such a vast array of extraordinary super-powers at his disposal he can do almost anything. Although he is all-powerful, his greatest strength is his spirit and unyielding dedication to protect the people of the world. His aura of influence and self-sacrifice is so legendary that he is widely considered the greatest superhero that has ever existed in this or ANY universe. The Hulk is a raging-mad, tireless, engine of mass-destruction that grows more powerful exponentially in geometric proportion to his virtually limitless well of anger. He is considered the most dangerous being on the planet who's physical strength has become the standard of the greatest comic book characters. It truly is a match made in comic book heaven!!

"Hulk vs Superman" is one of the greatest fights ever between two comic book characters.

So here at your request, I present to you for the first time ever, The Definitive Write Up on Marvel's Green-Skinned Goliath...The Ever-Incredible Hulk vs DC's Icon and Champion of Truth, Justice and the American Way...Superman!!! And be ready for a few surprises along the way before this article is through because sometimes inter-company comic crossovers are a lot more interesting than just two characters slugging it out. Yes my friends, you demanded this major slugfest write up, so I'm giving it to you with a whole lot more. Enjoy fanboys, because this ones as big as it gets!

Enough with the background, let's get to the combatants...



TALE OF THE TAPE


Name: Hulk

Height: 5’9 ½” (Banner), 7’ (Hulk)

Weight: 128lbs (Banner), 1,040lbs (Hulk)

Real Name: Robert Bruce Banner

Origins: Gamma bomb explosion at Desert Base New Mexico

Home Base: Earth

Nicknames: Green Goliath, Green-Skinned Goliath, Jade Jaws, Annihilator, Captain Universe, Joe Fixit, Mr. Fixit, Mechano, Green Scar, Jade Giant, The Jolly Green Giant, Green King, Holku, Green One, Eye of Rage, Eye of Anger, Harkanon, Haarg, Once-Savage, Two Minds, Professor, War, Maestro, Two-Hands, Greenskin, Gray Goliath, Mighty Bob, Anti-Hulk, Friday, Green Golem, Golem, Man-Monster, World-Breaker, Sakaarson, Nul: Breaker of Worlds, The Most Powerful Being on Earth, The Strongest One There Is 

Powers: Possesses the potential for near limitless levels of superhuman strength, depending directly on his emotional state, particularly his anger. He is also extremely resistant to physical damage, psychic assaults, temperature extremes, and is completely immune to disease and poisons. He can breathe underwater, survive unprotected in space, and when injured, heals from almost any wound within seconds. His aging is slowed, or may have ceased altogether, due to these regenerative properties of his gamma ray irradiated cells. His powerful legs allow him to leap into lower Earth orbit or across continents. His durability, healing, endurance, and possibly speed, likewise increase in relation to his adrenaline levels. As Bruce Banner, he is considered one of the greatest minds on Earth. He is the foremost expert on Gamma Radiation and has developed expertise in the fields of Biology, Chemistry, Engineering, Physiology, and has a PhD in Nuclear Physics.

Favorite Expressions: “Hulk Smash!”, “Hulk is the Strongest One There is!”, "BAH!", “Nothing Can Stop Hulk!”, “Don’t make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I’m angry.”

Incarnations: I listed the “Savage” Hulk’s stats up above because it is generally considered that this Hulk persona is the most popular and most powerful of all the incarnations. But his height, weight and powers can change from time to time depending on his current incarnation. Within each “Hulk vs Superman” comic description listed in the sections below, I included which incarnation of the Hulk was present for that fight. To understand this and to see some of the other strengths and weakness each incarnation has click on this link below.

http://www.leaderslair.com/gammapeople/incarnations/incarnations.html




Name: Superman 
   
Height: 6’3” 
   
Weight: 225lbs

Real Name: Kal-El, adopted as Clark Joseph Kent

Origins: Comes from the planet Krypton. Gained powers from Earth’s lighter gravity and yellow sun.

Home Base: Metropolis

Nicknames: Man of Steel, Man of Tomorrow, Man of Might, Action Ace, the Kryptonian, Big Red S, Big Blue, The Greatest Hero of Any Age, Champion of Truth, Justice and the American Way

Powers: As an influential archetype of the superhero genre, Superman possesses extraordinary superhuman powers. His body acts as a living solar battery that absorbs yellow-sun rays, with these rays he is granted; super-strength, super-invulnerability and super-endurance; making him one of the physically strongest and most durable characters in the DC Universe. Super-speeds; allowing him to move, react, run, and fly extraordinarily fast. Originally classified as being "faster than a speeding bullet", allowing him to catch bullets in mid air before they hit him, or anyone else. Top speeds have ranged from nearly a hundred miles per hour to speeds far greater than the speed of light. His thoughts and perception are also greatly accelerated to be able to control his actions while moving at high speeds. Superman's running and flying speeds has oftentimes been shown to be on par with that of The Flash (he is able to traverse interstellar distances without stopping). Super-breath; ability to inhale and exhale huge volumes of air with great force, capable of extinguishing large fires and moving heavy objects such as cars. Also allows Superman to hold his breath for hours in airless environments. The release (exhalation) of highly compressed air through his pursed lips causes it to drop radically in temperature. This is usually referred to as "Freeze Breath", and can cool objects to sub-zero temperatures and freeze air moisture solid. Super-senses (including hearing, smelling, tasting, touching); his sight is the most well-rounded of his senses as he has greater accuracy to detail than humanly possible. This sense also includes the ability to see EM frequencies invisible to humans, such as radio transmissions, infrared light, the bio-electric aura which surrounds all living things, even in pitch-black darkness. Offshoots of this power include Telescopic Vision; which allows him to "zoom in" on far away objects, sometimes hundreds of miles away. Microscopic Vision; which allows him to zoom in on objects that would normally be too small to see, like those on a cellular or molecular level. X-Ray Vision; the ability to see through solid objects, usually with the exception of lead. Heat Vision; ability to emit solar energy from his eyes. Usually resembles bright red or orange laser-like beams, which may be invisible at low temperatures but extremely bright at high ones. The effective range of his beams are hundreds of feet. In addition varying the beam width, height, and intensity, Superman has demonstrated a high degree of skill and accuracy in manipulating his beam. He is able to use this power with surgical precision and at microscopic levels. Since the power can be used invisibly, Superman often takes advantage of that to perform tasks subtly without needing to get into costume. In some cases, these beams can also be used to produce great concussive force rather than heat and have been known to rupture steel plates and pulverize rock. He also possesses regeneration (when absorbing yellow sun rays into his body) and longevity as well as having a super-mind and memory.

Weaknesses: Kryptonite; Superman is most vulnerable to green Kryptonite, mineral debris from Krypton transformed into radioactive material by the forces that destroyed the planet. Exposure to green Kryptonite radiation nullifies Superman's powers and immobilizes him with pain and nausea; prolonged exposure will eventually kill him. The only substance on Earth that can protect him from Kryptonite is lead, which blocks the radiation. Lead is also the only known substance that Superman cannot see through with his X-Ray VisionHe is also vulnerable to most forms of magic, red-sun rays (which weaken him considerably), and just about anything from Krypton

Favorite Expressions:  Great Krypton!”, ” Great Scott!”, ” Up, Up and Away!”, “This looks like a job for Superman!”



THE SLUGFESTS











The comics listed in this section is each time Hulk and Superman have squared off, had words and fought each other. I will also explain each encounter in detail. Unfortunately, all fights and situations are not always so clear cut and I've tried my very best to be fair, objective and unbiased about the outcome of each battle. A fight will only result in a "WIN" if the losing character is rendered unconscious, teleported away against their will or immobilized in such a fashion that they are only freed by the other combatant or an ally. There may even be cases when a character gets a victory due to interference of their teammates, partners, etc. This may not be a definitive "WIN" but it will still be tallied against the losing opponent and explained so. When a character gets an "EDGE" result, they had the advantage at the end of the fight but the opponent may still be conscious or fighting on, so it will not be tallied against him. Simply put, the winner is the last person standing. At the end, I tallied up the totals so you can come to your own conclusions and be the judge to see who holds the overall edge in this legendary match up.



(back cover)

SUPERMAN AND SPIDER-MAN: MARVEL TREASURY #28 (1981)
Inside an elaborate base of the Latverian monarch Doctor Doom, he begins his operation on a years-long plot of his known as "Project Omega." Doom initiates Omega by luring the "Savage" Hulk to Superman's hometown of Metropolis by way of a special micro-transmitter. Spider-Man's alter-ego of Peter Parker is assigned by The Daily Bugle to cover the Hulk's advance towards the city. Parker arrives in Metropolis just in time to witness the very first confrontation between Superman and the Hulk. While the brute is driven into a frenzy by the micro-transmitter, he attacks the Man of Steel. As Superman hurls the Hulk off of him, the brute then plays possum as Supes digs him out of the rubble to see if he is hurt. This proves to be his undoing as the Hulk lands a brutal haymaker that sends the Man of Steel rocketing into the sky and miles across the Metropolis River. RESULT: WIN HULK (While Superman was taken by surprise by the Hulk's attack, he did let his guard down and the brute took full advantage of the opportunity. It is not known how much the punch actually effected the Man of Steel as the narration states his body was "limp" when he crashed back down onto the concrete. I guess it's up to the reader to determine if Superman was knocked out, stunned or even in shock...either way, it took a while before Supes returned back to the fray.)

                                    MATCH UPS: 1  HULK: 1 - SUPERMAN: 0 

Peter changes into Spider-Man, but is outclassed and unable to really help out. Now the Hulk goes even more berserk from the micro-transmitter and smashes the ground shaking the entire city of Metropolis. Superman returns and is quite annoyed with the brute. He tells Spidey to step aside because this is a job for Superman! Now standing ready for the Hulk's assault, Superman absorbs the impact of his blows without budging hoping that the Hulk will eventually wear himself out. Bad idea. Over and over the Hulk pounds away with his strength and power increasing with each passing second, but still the Man of Steel holds strong and does not flinch. Just at that moment, Supes discovers the transmitter and quickly destroys it, calming the Hulk down and winning his trust. The Hulk then reverts back to Bruce Banner and the fighting ends. RESULT: DRAW

     MATCH UPS: 2  HULK: 1 - SUPERMAN: 0



MARVEL VERSUS DC #3 (1996)
While the DC Versus Marvel event had a great way to incorporate fans into the fun with a fan-ballot resulting in the outcomes of some major superhero scuffles, it did cause quite a bit of head-scratching controversies. For instance, there was no way the most popular of heroes were going to lose--no matter who they were fighting. Ballots were sent out with the first issue of the miniseries. These had to be mailed in. Fans could also vote on an America Online page dedicated to the event. Superman, Batman, Spider-man (most people didn't even realize that this was a clone named Ben Reilly and not the real Spidey), Wolverine and Storm, all of whom were the most popular characters at the time defeated their opponents by a wide margin. In the main-event of the entire affair was "Hulk vs Superman", but there was more going on behind the scenes than just Superman being more popular than the Hulk. The "Professor" Hulk at this time was a pale-imitation of himself as he didn't posses his anger-increasing powers. The madder this Hulk got, the weaker he got as his rage would turn him into a "Savage" Bruce Banner. Peter David, who wrote this issue and was the current Hulk-scribe was told not to include this information in the story because it would confuse the readers. The bottom line was that fans wanted to see a "full-powered" Hulk facing off against a "full-powered" Superman, even if that wasn't the case. So did that influence the ultimate outcome of this fight? I highly doubt it. Superman is possibly the most popular superhero ever created so no one was going to defeat him, especially if readers (and "fly by night" fans) had a hand in the outcome of this match up. Whether the Hulk was up to "full-power" or not, he was going down.

Superman and the "Professor" Hulk background and stats listed in the DC Versus MARVEL preview issue (1995). You will notice that the Hulk doesn't have listed his anger-increasing ability in the "Superhuman Powers" section. During this time, the Hulk couldn't get madder and stronger, writer Peter David was told not to add this information into the overall story to confuse readers and cheapen the entire "Hulk vs Superman" match up experience.


When two all-powerful cosmic entities known as the Brothers (the embodiment's of both the Marvel and DC multiverses) remembered each other's existence, they pitted combatants from their respective realities together. The winner would then destroy the loser (and its own respective multiverse). Superman and the "Professor" Hulk were the predictable main-event of the entire affair and are both teleported to the desert to match up. First, together they easily take out the viallin Metallo before they lock horns. In an intense back and forth brawl, Superman takes the victory by knocking the Hulk out-cold with a thunderous punch. RESULT: WIN SUPERMAN

MATCH UPS: 3  HULK: 1 - SUPERMAN: 1



DC VERSUS MARVEL #4 (1996)
After all the superhero battles ended, the heroes all join forces together and battle it out with random villains from the Marvel and DC Universe. While the "Professor" Hulk is fighting the Mole Man and his subterranean underlings, Superman enters the fray. It almost looks like the fans are going to see a round 2 to the main-event when the Hulk confronts him, but the two heroes give props to the other and then team up to make short work of the Mole Man and his gang. RESULT: NONE

MATCH UPS: 4  HULK: 1 - SUPERMAN: 1



THE INCREDIBLE HULK VS SUPERMAN (1999)
Bruce Banner is in his secret bunker when a nightmare triggers his change into the "Gravage" Hulk. Unable to stop the enraged brute, Rick Jones stands helpless as Jade Jaws bounds off to a nearby barbecue where he seizes the food, terrifying the crowd. Meanwhile, Clark Kent is interviewing a scientist who has invented a new type of seismograph when the device suddenly registers a series of small tremors. Clark dashes off to investigate…as Superman. Big Blue heads to the barbecue where he confronts the brute. The Hulk quickly lashes out on the Man of Steel and sends him crashing through a convenience store. Impressed with the strength of the brute, Supes begins to "lay down the law" as he tackles the Hulk and tries to hold him. But the Hulk rages and breaks free from Superman's grip sending him into deep space! When Superman finally returns back to Earth, the Hulk is long gone. RESULT: EDGE HULK (The Hulk didn't get the "win" in this fight because while he did overpower Superman and send him into deep space, Supes was uninjured and quickly returned back to Earth.)

MATCH UPS: 5  HULK: 1 - SUPERMAN: 1

At Gamma Base, Lex Luthor is touring the labs, flirting with Betty Ross and gathering information on the Hulk so that he can use Jade Jaws as a weapon against Superman. The next day, Lois Lane gives Betty a lift in her car while warning her about Luthor’s shady reputation; suddenly the Hulk appears in the road, wrecks the car and carries off Betty. Clark Kent is interviewing Bruce Banner when word comes in about the Hulk. Clark races off to change into Superman while a stunned Bruce has Rick Jones drive him to the scene. The stress of worry causes Bruce to change into the Hulk and the brute leaps off to find his robot double, created by Luthor to lure him into a trap. The Hulk smashes the enemy robot to pieces so that when Superman arrives, he sees only the real Hulk standing over Betty. Supes rams into the Hulk at full-speed sending the brute crashing through a bunch of mesa-rock in the distance before Betty is able to tell him about the robot. When Supes sees the error of his ways, he goes to try and make peace with the brute. No such luck. The Green Goliath starts attacking Big Blue and a tremendous back and forth punch up ensues, while the Army fires on both of them. Eventually, Superman unleashes a huge haymaker that sends the Hulk crashing into the mountainside. Never unleashing his full-strength on an opponent like this before, Supes goes to see if the Hulk is hurt. But the brute brakes free from the rock and attacks again with ever-increasing strength! Just then Luthor advises General Ross to use the gamma gun against the two super-powered antagonists, trapping them in its deadly rays. When the Hulk tells Superman that the gamma weapon is dangerous, the two form an uneasy truce to shut it down. Supes is able to hurl the Hulk out of the radioactive aura and he bursts into the base and smashes the weapon to bits. As the personnel flee the building, Superman seizes Luthor. Just then the entire lab goes up in a blinding holocaust, and the Hulk is nowhere to be seen. Rick later finds Bruce safe and sound, while Supes reveals to Lois the truth about the robot. Luthor denies all knowledge, and Betty tells her father it was the Hulk who saved her. RESULT: DRAW

MATCH UPS: 6  HULK: 1 - SUPERMAN: 1 



JLA/AVENGERS #1 (2003)
As the JLA scout out Marvel Earth, Superman sees the "Savage" Hulk eating after causing a path of unimaginable destruction and contemplates if he should try and stop the brute. Batman tells Supes not to get involved and just continue on his observation of the planet. RESULT: NONE

FINAL TALLY: MATCH UPS: 7  HULK: 1 - SUPERMAN: 1



OTHER ENCOUNTERS

The Hulk and Superman have been shown at odds a few times throughout the years. Listed here are all the comics that show them facing off or fighting, whether it be in a flashback, cover, parody, etc.


NOT BRAND ECHH #7 (1968)
A parody story on the Origin of Stupor-Man! The last splash page of the story shows Stupor-Man crying because he has realized that he is the "Marble" Age of Comics! The Bulk and other heroes are laughing while telling him this.



THE ART OF NEAL ADAMS (1975)
Cover of this master-artist, shows an image of the very first time the Marvel heroes and the DC heroes face off in a "dream" battle against each other. Mr. Adams drew for both comic companies and was such a big star that he could get away with stuff like this.



THE COMIC READER #163 (1978)
Cover of this early fan-magazine shows the image of a "Hulk vs Superman" scrap in official printed form (as well as the other famous DC and Marvel character match ups such as; Captain America vs Batman, Green Lantern vs Iron Man, Thor vs Wonder Woman, and Flash vs Quicksilver).



DC VERSUS MARVEL: PREVIEW (1995)
Preview issue of the big DC Versus Marvel crossover that was starting to shake up the comic industry. This issue compares all the heroes that will be fighting against each other with stats and biographies so fans can compare and vote for their favorite hero to decide who will win the match up.



WIZARD MAGAZINE #54 (1996)
Cover of this comic magazine showcases "Hulk vs Superman" as well as the other upcoming match ups in the DC Versus Marvel crossover.



DC VERSUS MARVEL #1 (1996)
Cover shows of all the DC and Marvel heroes matching up and getting ready for the battle of the century. While all the fights are intriguing, it's "Hulk vs Superman" as the main-event and its showcased at the top of the issue.



MARVEL VERSUS DC #2 (1996)
Cover shows all the DC and Marvel heroes at odds with their opponents. "Hulk vs Superman" is the main fight of the series and showcased directly in the center of the issue.

 

DC/MARVEL ALL ACCESS #1 (1996)
This issue shows a flashback of the Hulk and Superman brawl that occurred in the previous series of DC Versus Marvel.



 WHEN DC AND MARVEL GET TOGETHER...



Now it's time to take a little trip away from this "Hulk vs Superman" write up for a brief history lesson. But don't worry fanboys, we will be getting back to the "dream" slugfest in a couple of paragraphs. While Hulk and Superman come from the two biggest and most prolific comic book companies in the world--DC and Marvel comics, a match up like that will always generate the readers interest. Comic fans can't help but get interested in seeing these two different comic company characters crossover and engage each other because it's the stuff they constantly fantasize about.

The first collaboration between DC and Marvel was on The Wizard of OZ Treasury back in 1975. But the first time two of their actual heroes crossed paths was in their second collaborative effort, The Superman vs Spider-man Treasury in 1976. While DC and Marvel characters have continued to crossover in the comics a bunch of times after this, they have never really been seen on the same products like toys, games, puzzles, etc. together (other than on bootlegs, non-official items, counterfeit items, company catalogs, ads, etc.). But there have been a few exceptions during the years and especially during the later part of the 1970's. Sometimes you would get an "officially" released item that would have characters from both DC and Marvel on it that was released to the mass-media. It was a rare occurrence, but it was always special to see. Here are a few examples of the Hulk and Superman as well as other DC and Marvel characters on an item together throughout the years.


SUPERGRAPHICS SUPERHERO CALENDAR (1968 or 1970 depending on where you get your information from) When Supergraphics opened its doors, one of its initial products was a comic character calendar with each month's image drawn by a top artist. The cover was illustrated with different comic company characters in full-color by Jim Steranko. 

THE STERANKO HISTORY OF COMICS vol. 1 (1970) One of the first books ever to legitimately showcase all the characters from the history of comics together on a cover.

THE STERANKO HISTORY OF COMICS vol. 2 (1972) Jim Steranko followed up his first volume with this masterpiece that once again, showcased comic characters from various companies all together in an "official" release.


THE ART OF NEAL ADAMS vol. 2 (1977) While this second volume of Neal Adam's art doesn't have the Hulk and Superman directly facing off against each other (as seen in the "OTHER ENCOUNTERS" section above and could be included here as well) on the cover. Comic fans got to see the five most popular super heroes in the world at the time together.


MARVEL VS DC TRADING CARD SET from SKYBOX (1995). 100 card set that showcased all the DC and Marvel heroes fighting it out or teaming up in celebration of the DC Versus Marvel event that was going on in the comics. 

DC and MARVEL complementary posters (1995) These two posters by artist John Bryne went on sale in comic shops during the DC Versus Marvel event.
MEGO 8" SUPER-HEROES: WORLD'S GREATEST TOYS! (2007) This book was made to honor the Mego 8" super-hero line that was all the craze during the late 70's. Even though both comic companies had their characters in this toy line, the DC figures were on the front cover as the Marvel figures were on the back cover separated from each other.

WIZARD MAGAZINE (1991-2011) During the publication of this magazine, it always had DC and Marvel comic characters crossing over on the covers.


Here is some more interesting information about your favorite superhero companies "trying" to work together to get the kids attention and their parents' money! Back in the day, manufactures went to the DC and Marvel offices to get the rights to use their characters on their products. The first toy ever to utilize both Marvel and DC characters (and other companies) on one product was Ideal's Captain Action "dress up" action-figure back in 1966. Ideal would advertise all the heroes involved with this action figure in comic book ads, magazine ads, store displays, etc. This was a truly historical event that DC and Marvel would expand on within the next 10 years. Here are a few examples of this extraordinary item.


The first and second issue Captain Action figures were released in 1966 and had the same packaging. This was the first time Marvel and DC heroes (among others) were featured on a product together.

The third issue Captain Action figure was released in 1967 with a parachute. To make space for the parachute ad on the box, Captain America and Steve Canyon were removed. By 1968, when the fourth and final issue Captain Action figure was released, no heroes appeared on the box.
With the release of Action Boy in 1967,  the newer heroes that came to this series were presented on the back of the box with the more popular older ones.

The first ever comic book or toy ad to utilize both DC and Marvel characters (as well as others) all together for one product was released in 1966 and shown in DC comic books.

The Captain Action store display for retailers made in 1966 is the ultimate Captain Action collectible. It also holds such historical significance because it remains the first piece of advertisement that featured both DC and Marvel characters together (as well as others) to the mass-media. 

In 1967, Dr. Evil's Sanctuary was released as a J.C. Penny exclusive. It featured Spider-man, Superman, Batman, Aquaman and Captain America converging upon this craggy mountain retreat. It also had their costumes displayed on the inside.


In 1972, Mego Corporation picked up where Ideal and Captain Action had left off and started producing their 8" World Greatest Super-Heroes action figures and acquiring the rights to both Marvel and DC characters. For a short time, Mego had both comic companies characters on their packaging together. That lasted until mid 1974 when both companies demanded that their individual heroes be displayed on separate packaging.


CAPTAIN AMERICA 1st issue Kresge card from MEGO (1974) This was the last of the Mego packaging that had Marvel and DC characters together on it. As this figure was released in February of 1974, by the middle of the year only Marvel characters could appear on Marvel packaging and DC characters only appeared on DC packaging.


By mid 1975, both Marvel and DC started giving their character licenses to more manufacturing companies than ever. Never before was there so many different products with the likenesses of their characters in stores all over the world. For the next few years, toy, sticker, game, clothing, etc. companies were able to manufacture their products using characters from either DC or Marvel just as long as they weren't together on the same package. Here are a few examples of this:


THE COMIC ACTION HEROES from MEGO (1975) While this company put out both Marvel and DC characters of the same product, they had to be on different packages.

THE ENERGIZED SUPERHEROES from REMCO (1979) Despite the different comic companies and packaging, these figures were part of the same toy line and could be played with together and become interchangeable.

THE SUPERHERO MERCHANDISE CATALOG, THE SUPERHERO CATALOG TO GAMES, TOYS AND PUZZLES, THE SUPERHERO BOOK OF GOODIES CATALOG, THE SUPERHERO CATALOGUE, and THE HEROES WORLD CATALOG (1975-1979) This was an awesome superhero toy catalog series for all the late 70's items that were in stores. There were so many of the same DC and Marvel products in these issues that you would think that both comic companies were one big happy family...well, actually...they were, but for only a short time.


During the late 70's Marvel and DC both co-owned the trademark to the name "Super Heroes" (without the hyphen). That's right, both companies realized the amount of money that the mark "superhero" was worth. Therefore, they decided to trademark the word. However, both companies understood that they wouldn't have a chance by themselves, as both companies were using the term. A battle between the two would likely result in neither of them being granted a trademark. So, they decided to instead work together against any other company out there trying to use the term, and file for a trademark together. 

Seeing the "Super Heroes" logo on both of Marvel and DC individual products was very common, especially during the late 70's until the mid 80's. Surprisingly, every now and then all the characters from both comic companies would appear on the same product with the "Super Heroes" logo in the forefront of the item (and sometimes not). This happened on a few rare occasions and I'm sure it didn't go over well with either comic company. But you better believe that the kids absolutely loved it (I know I did back in day)!!! Here are a few examples of those items:


The SUPER HEROES "original" logo that both DC and Marvel co-owned the trademark to and used from the late 70's until the mid 80's. While each comic company would put this logo on its individual products, there were rare occasions when both Marvel and DC characters appeared on the same item together and this logo was usually the forefront  of the packaging.

FIDDLESTICKS: GIANT TOY BUILDER SET (1978)

VENDING MACHINE CARD (1978)

SUPER-HEROES GUNS from REDONDO (1978)

VENDING MACHINE CARD (1979)

SUPER-HEROES PUFFY STICKERS and display from OUR WAY STUDIOS (1980)

A bunch of Marvel and DC items from OUR WAY STUDIOS (1980) showcased together from their catalog and in store displays. Notice at the top of the display that the heads of Batman and Spider-man are both saying "Super Heroes" to complement all the characters without actually referring to their individual names.

SUPER HEROES PENS from U.S. PEN COMPANY (1980)

PEZ CANDY DISPLAY (1982)


What a lot of you may not realize is that Marvel and DC still both own the rights to the word "Super Hero" and continue to use it on their products to this very day. But one thing that has definitely changed since the mid 80's, is that you will most likely never see a Marvel or DC character on the same packaging again (other than on a non-official item). You better believe their is no love lost between DC owners at Warner Brothers and Marvel owners at Disney. Those mega-corporations want to rule the world...and to be truthful, between the both of them, they almost do! Here are a few examples of the use of the "Super Hero" trademark on a product today by both comic companies:

MARVEL SUPER HEROES "HULK'S HELICARRIER BREAKOUT" from LEGO (2012)

DC UNIVERSE SUPER HEROES "SUPERMAN'S METROPOLIS SHOWDOWN" from LEGO (2013)


Okay, enough with the inter-company crossover lecture, let's get back to the "dream" slugfest between the Hulk and Superman!




THE END??

While "Hulk vs Superman" will be debated on and argued about until the end of time, I was asked by many of you readers to try and find an unbiased answer to this match up. While this is no easy task and will most likely upset many of you lovable fanboys, I will give it my best shot. Now before I go into the actual issues and breakdown their fights and then wrap it all up, I wanted to add some creators with authority in the industry to showcase their views on this match up.

When the DC Versus Marvel event was over, Wizard magazine #66 (1997) did an article on each fight that took place. They asked the current writer's of each character who they thought should have won the fight. In the case of "Hulk vs Superman", Dan Jurgens (who was writing just about every Superman title at the time) and Peter David (who was writing the Hulk) had their say on it.

Superman writer Dan Jurgens and Hulk writer Peter David have their say about this legendary slugfest back in 1997. While both concede that the Hulk is physically the stronger, ultimately Superman would win due to his wide variety of super-powers.


Next up is none other than the comic book maestro himself, Stan "THE MAN" Lee! He answered this question back in 2006 for Electronic Gaming Monthly magazine. While some may claim he's biased because he co-created the Hulk and the Marvel Universe, he is still the absolute grand-master of comic books. His opinions on anything comic-related is valid whether we agree with him or not and they hold more credibility than anyone else on the planet. So kneel down, zip your lip and listen up to greatness...

"If I wrote the story, I guarantee the Hulk would win. The way I established the Hulk, the more he fought, the stronger he got. And Superman has a certain amount of strength and that's it. I assume  at some point he'll get worn out, but never the Hulk."

Finally, writer Peter David gives us another perspective on this fight in 2012. He get's another shout out from me because he has a lot of authority and knowledge on this subject that must be taken into consideration. He has written thousands of comic characters for both DC and Marvel including the Hulk (a 13 year stint) and Superman. He also co-wrote the DC Versus Marvel series and more importantly issue #3 where the Hulk and Superman fought. Check it out by clicking the link below:


Writer extraordinaire Peter David explains what would really happen in a fight between the Hulk and Superman in 2012.


Well, I guess it's my turn to shed some light on this subject. The overall tally between these two elite Super-Heavyweights in 7 match ups ended in a solid 1 to 1 tie. However, both of those victories are not without controversies. The Hulk's victory that came in Superman and Spider-man: Marvel Treasury #28 can be argued if Superman was even knocked out at all, or was he merely stunned, or was he just in shock due to the surprise attack? I'm sure a debate can be made for each of these examples, but whatever your opinions may be, it had to be tallied against the Man of Steel because he was removed from the fight for a time. Superman's definitive knock out victory over the Hulk in Marvel Versus DC #3 was a fan-voted "WIN" and not a company or creator decision. This stems arguments that regardless of what you think would really happen in this fight, the more popular character was going to win no matter what (unfortunately, that's just what happened in the other fights...Wolverine beating up Lobo using only his "bone" claws...sheeeesh). So the question remains, is this victory even legitimate? I'll let the fanboys argue among themselves over that...as for all the other "Hulk vs Superman" brawls that occurred, most of them were pretty intense and even.

In truth, the answer on who has the overall edge in these fights may never be truly answered no matter what is printed on the comic pages. But I'm going to lay out all the facts here and try to put an end to this debate once and for all to see who has the right to be called the one-true Super-Heavyweight Champion of Comics; Superman or the Hulk!

While they are both very comparable on some aspects of their powers, in others they are not. When it comes to physical power, they are both at the top of the food-chain for their respected comic companies. Truth be told, no conventional hero or villain is going to be stronger than Superman in the DC Universe and the same can be said for the Hulk in the Marvel Universe...they are the standard, plain and simple. But when you compare them to each other, things change. While Supes has the higher base-level strength, endurance and durability at the beginning of the fight, once the Hulk get's going, it's the same old Hulk-formula; The madder the Hulk gets, the stronger he gets. While Superman can rarely ever be matched or exceeded in this department, he is ultimately going to be against someone like the Hulk because Supes has a "cap" on his levels (although they are immeasurable). The Hulk doesn't have any limits because that's how his powers work. He will continually grow more stronger, more durable, more relentless and constantly regenerate as the fight progresses and Superman will eventually begin to slow down. In their epic fights from Superman and Spider-man: Marvel Treasury #28 and The Incredible Hulk vs Superman, this can be clearly seen as the Hulk is shown to be getting stronger and stronger with each passing second and begins closing the gap between them. So without any doubt in my mind, the edge goes to ol' Jade Jaws here. 

That is where the comparisons end. While the Hulk has the edge in the physical attributes potentially, Superman makes up for it with everything else...and I do mean everything else! And here lies The Man of Steel's great advantage over the Green-Skinned Goliath (and just about everyone else). The powers of flight, super-speed, heat vision, ice-breath, etc., etc., etc. is what makes The Man of Steel stand on a level of overall power that is so extreme it borders on the ridiculous. He can do just about anything he wants...he brings the meaning of "super" to a whole new level. All this insane versatility can be more problems than even the Ever-Incredible Hulk is able to handle. WOW! How many characters can make that claim? Sure, the Hulk can still win this fight, his tenacity and utter-savagery while growing more powerful put him in a class by himself and make him such a ferocious and dangerous opponent. This extreme approach against Supes passive and gentle nature can cause the Hulk to overwhelm him, so the Man of Steel has to be prepared to fight it out on a level he is not used too right out of the gate. If he does that, no matter how crazy or how strong the Hulk gets, Superman is going to win this fight the majority of the time. Yup, although it will be his toughest test ever, Kal-El has the mind, the skill, the experience and the overall versatile power-set to make the difference and just barely walk away as the one-true victor.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Super-Heavyweight Champion of the Comic Book World...SUPERMAN!!! 

And the crowd goes wild... 

"HULK VS SUPERMAN"

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John "The Mego Stretch Hulk" Cimino - "Hero Envy" Central
John Cimino is a Silver and Bronze Age comic, cartoon and memorabilia expert that contributes articles to BACK ISSUE Magazine from TwoMorrows Publishing and has written and starred in the "Hero Envy" webisode series. He is also the host of the Reckless Sidekick "Swass-Cast" and has contributed to the "Hero Envy" comic book. He also thinks he's really Captain Marvel, people just don't have the heart to tell him he's just an obsessed fanboy that borders on the insane. Contact him at johnstretch@live.com and let him know.